Why Conspiracy Theories Aren't That Insane Or That Hard To Believe

Why Conspiracy Theories Aren't That Insane Or That Hard To Believe

I had a horrible thought last night that being a conspiracy theorist is now dangerous,
I feared that I was drifting so far from mainstream culture, that I had no idea what lies they were being fed and thus would be unable to communicate without sounding completely insane.
So naturally I turned to youtube and behold! There it was!
The second video of my list from "What Culture": 11 Seriously Bizarre Conspiracy Theories!

I started watching and after only a few seconds it became abundantly clear the level of intellect and research went into this video, IE none, so little in fact that just writing 11 factoids off the top of my head to explain or concur with the commentary of the video was probably the easiest article I've ever written! Enjoy!

At the 28 second mark I just gotta ask this question,
are you 100% certain that the government does not spy on anyone and has never killed it's own citizens?
Because 2 seconds of research will show you that the government is spying on EVERYONE (project echelon) and is the leading cause of unnatural death in the 20th century (democide).

The fact that the government & media constantly lie in and of itself is a good reason to never believe anything they say unless they can prove it.
Same goes for us conspiracy theorists, whom in my opinion, simply believe that powerful people who have a lot of influence tend to use that power to consolidate and expand that influence.
A coincidence theorist on the other hand thinks that everything bad happens by sheer coincidence and there's no such thing as back room deals or human nature,
To my mind, coincidence theorists sound the most insane of the 2 on that spectrum.

Now, here's 11 simple factoids:
1 Chem Trails,
Water and soil tests taken around areas with persistent chem trail spraying have shown to have up to 30,000 times the normal surface amounts of Aluminum, Barium & Strontium, making it impossible for those concentrations to have been found unless sprayed by the air.

2 Fluoride,
Fluoride is legally classed as a toxic waste chemical, which is illegal to dump in waterways or allow into the air,
However, It becomes legally classed as a product when it is sold,
So the Fluoride manufacturers collect the toxic waste, then sell it to local city council's who then dump it into the water supple perfectly legally.

3 Beyonce,
Beyonce, Jay Z and countless others int he entertainment industry do the triangle symbol which is a basic freemason hand sign called the "all-seeing eye", which translates into enlightenment, light, or Lucifer, of course, they could all be doing this by accident int heir highly choreographed stage shows and music videos.

4 Reptilians
Almost every ancient culture in the world has legends of serpent gods walking among them, or spirits that possess human bodies and control them, most of these legends that describe these entities have remarkable similarity to the modern understanding of narcissistic psychopathic personality disorder.

5 Gender bending
BPA (Bisphenol A) is an estrogen mimicking additive in almost every brand of plastics & ink, the effects of long term exposure to this chemical have been known to cause men to grow "man breasts" and have their sperm count go down, women to develop breast cancer and causes very high estrogen levels that throw their hormones out of balance.

6 Dark ages never happened (I never heard of this one!)
If you say all conspiracy theorists are insane, then you're clearly out of your mind,
If you say no conspiracy theorists are insane, then you're completely out of your fucking mind!

7 The Queen is a Cannibal
Eating human flesh is common throughout human history in many cultures, especially among elites who genuinely believe (because they're freaking insane psychopaths drunk on power generally) that you can get the strength and youth from those you kill and eat.

8 Time Cube
Being an egotistical rambling idiot who thinks they're gods gift to mankind who've discovered something so important that it makes them by proxy a person of great importance is called BEING DELUSIONAL (or malignant narcissism) unless of course you can back up your claims and you really are that good!

9 Pyramids
The 100 tonne stones used to build the great pyramids cannot even be lifted by 2 of todays most powerful cranes working together.
Nile fishermen's oral history tells of a wand like technology used to tap the stones, levitate and then move them into place,
According to NZ Archaeologist Jonathan Gray, up to 20 technologies the ancients possessed were more advanced than ours.
Pyramids have been found in nearly every country, in China, one was blown up to mine its stone, a great storm then descended upon the area for 3 solid months, the government has since prohibited the tampering of their pymids as they believe it "balances the earth's chi"

10 Large Hadron Collider
I actually interviewed some people about this and after a very short series of questions I was able to determine that they were nuts who had no idea what they were talking about.
That said, the Cern logo literally is a 666 as you can clearly see on the video (at 6:26)
What's more insane than them though, is the LHC in and of itself,
They made an 8 billion dollar machine,
stretched over 4 countries to find out how matter was created at the start of the universe (an idea first postulated by the catholic church who think god created the earth out of a big bang anyway) by crashing 2 particles together at near light speed.
The possible consequence was that they might create a black hole which would destroy the earth, so they said "fuck it" and did it anyway.
And it worked!
It created a new kind of matter that appeared only for a second and had no practical benefit, so they called it "doesn't matter " ;)

11 Man Will Never Fly
I think this one was also leveled at the Wright brothers, who were among the first to survive an attempt at flight, probably because unlike the other fuckwits who strapped wings to their backs and jumped off towers like someone on a bad acid trip (pun intended), the Wright brothers took off from THE GROUND!

Thanks for reading!