New Zealand is the best until you deal with Telecom.

Telecom, great service at least 20% of the time.

Written by Mitch Santell
Executive Producer, The Vinny Eastwood Show with Will!

Americans are spoiled. How do I know? I am an American, a third generation native Californian and when I lived in California man oh man did I have internet! The speed that I could down load radio shows I was producing in the states would blog my mind. After three years in New Zealand, while I love the country and the people, I've decided that the country from a technical standpoint is like living in colonial America during the "civil war."

So remember, since our show is the lighter side of genocide you have to keep your sense of humor in all of this!

With a very thick accent say the following when you call Telecom or maybe Telecom will say this to you when you call:

"Welcome to Telecom's New 3G Network! It works perfectly as long as you don't use it!"

"Welcome to Telecom, we created a new division called Chorus, a world class technical broadband service organized by Telecom to piss off as many Orcon Customer's as possible. (Only go with Orcon, they are great)!!

"Welcome to Telecom, where we allow your neighbors to steal your bandwidth and then make you pay for it!"
Don't believe me? Read this:

http://www.kypost.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/woman-says-she-spent-12-hours-on-hold1284742522693